![]() ![]() ![]() In the words of Lisa Barlow, “At what point is it being a good friend or just being, like, fucking stupid?” To all my friends reading this: If I find out you spent almost a decade completely annihilating the lives of working-class elderly folks, all while also treating me like trash, I’m sorry, but you’re going to have to find your own mule to smuggle Restylane and Milanos into the slammer for you. This feels like an overcorrection on the moral superiority thing to me. Heather goes on a monologue about the meaning of friendship, her plans to visit Jen in prison, and how this is Jen’s chance to change into the person she’s meant to be. Jennie’s uncomfortable that they’re bashing Jen behind her back without the facts but does nothing to stop it, a smart position to take as a newbie. She then asks everyone to raise their hand if they’ve ever been personally victimized by Regina George - I mean Jen Shah - and if they want to be friends with her moving forward. ![]() I still don’t understand what this petty feud has to do with the federal crimes on the table, but whatever. Meredith tells the gals that she hired a private investigator during the “bcuz” era (did y’all know Meredith has a law degree from Northwestern?) who believes Jen was the one sending the texts. Also, her notifications - 436 unread messages are the exact opposite of mogul behavior. It sounds like this is a non-issue if you haven’t done any racist shit in the first place, so maybe Lisa should worry about keeping her side of the street clean. Also, I guess Lisa, Whitney, and Heather got other weird texts where “the vernacular was a little bizarre,” which means that since Jen is the only person on Earth who spells because “bcuz,” she must be the one who threatened them with receipts of their racism. Barlow goes on an extended tangent about how after she and Jen discussed assistant “bleep”’s assault accusations, Jen sent a bunch of rude texts, which is a problem because Lisa’s kids were in the car? That’s not how texts work. You can watch an extensive conversation between that Ronald lawyer guy from RHOBH and an SLC reporter where they analyze a bunch of possibilities, but my officially unofficial opinion is that barring some wild twist, Jen is catastrophically fucked.īack in Vail, where it’s still the day of the Shahrrest and the gals are still at the same table watching Mary cut the inside of her mouth with a tortilla chip and Lisa dry-eye sob about oblique nonsense wherein she’s somehow victim patient zero in Jen’s double life. To my knowledge, she simply does not have the money nor the political pull to convince Stu to tuck his tail between his legs, get his push-up form ready, and go full Tom Wambsgans on her behalf. This goes well beyond my expertise (starting to realize the curriculum at Detective Procedural University left a bit to be desired - and my concentration in Villainelle’s Wardrobe isn’t exactly helping matters), but I also watch Succession. Stu, changed his plea from not guilty to guilty on all charges of wire fraud, money laundering, and obstruction. On Friday (November 19), Stuart Smith, a.k.a. Absolutely delicious!īefore we get into this week’s episode, quick moment to note the um, developments. I feel like a 14th-century viscountess at a feast so opulent it comes with an elegant li’l barf bag to use between courses to avoid any kind of tummy trouble. The universe has decided to put out a multimedia buffet. It turns out the hours we’ve spent sitting through the director’s cut of a Vida tequila infomercial was all worth it. But on the other hand, I am just so full off of juicy bits of Bravo crookery that the mayonnaise-y morsels are going to have to wait. On the one hand, I’m a bit bummed because I was genuinely excited to whip out the Duke’s and dive back into the Shahrrest fallout using Cynthia Bailey’s potato salad as a framing device. ![]()
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